iWant
I want an iPhone. Yeah, I know, it's too new and I should wait for everyone's first generation iPhones to break because the next batch will be even better, but I really just want an iPhone. How badly do I want one? Well, I spent about 25 minutes today doing the math required to figure out if it's more cost effective to buy some other brand of qwerty keypad phone plus an 8 GB iPod, or the damned first generation, overpriced, media sensationalized iPhone with iPod, Safari, and cool Macness already built-in.
Oh hell, do you really think I accomplished any math in 25 minutes? I guessed at every math question on the GRE. I laughed at every math question on the GRE! I think I was actually guffawing! I think it's a good deal to buy the iPhone!
Oh hell, do you really think I accomplished any math in 25 minutes? I guessed at every math question on the GRE. I laughed at every math question on the GRE! I think I was actually guffawing! I think it's a good deal to buy the iPhone!
Comments
Awww, come on... I gave you MY cool phone!
Sorry.